Dead Franchises Don't Stay Dead: The Bizarre Ritual of Paying to Watch Hollywood Dig Up the Past
Every few years, a studio dusts off a franchise we all agreed was finished, slaps a new coat of paint on it, and somehow gets us to hand over fifteen bucks to watch the result. The question isn't why Hollywood keeps doing it — the question is why we keep showing up. Turns out the answer is a lot more complicated, and a lot more embarrassing, than most of us want to admit.